Happy Halloween! Don’t forget to take candy from strangers especially if they have cute puppies and a van — they are obviously nice and generous people who want to make friends!
Remember to be safe this Halloween: watch out for asbestos and alway check your latin declension.
Listen, I’d still eat ‘em. All those eyes are poppyseeds!
Reminder: call your dad tomorrow. (Please note: if your dad literally or metaphorically ate you and all your siblings to maintain his position of power on Mount Olympus, no pressure to buy that guy a card.)
We hope you’ve finished your chocolate by page 3.
Sometimes it’s hard to tell whether the situation calls for a chiropractor or an exorcist.
If anyone wants to trade Imbolc cards next year, shoot us an email! They don’t have to be this sexy. (But they can be…)
Surprise, it’s 2021! Happy New Year! What’s the worst that could happen...right? Right guys? Guys...? Well, if nothing else, it will bring episode 2 of our trio’s adventures!
On the twelfth day of KTUmas my weird friend gave to me
Twelve dollars in seat change
Eleven bags of rock salt
Ten ghost dogs rising
Nine Cats a - Leaping
Eight Wiccans cleansing
Seven pubs a-burning
Six goats a-screaming
FIVE JADE EGGS
Four late term papers
Three monster hunters
Two shirtless WWOOFers
And a camper van under a tree!
Happy Yule! Watch your backs…
Here at Killing the Undead, we are bringing Valentine’s Day back to its roots: horror, beheadings, and general antisocial behaviour to undermine the Roman Empire.
The journey so far! With Plattsburgh conquered, where do you think the trio is heading next?
What is the most fearsome creature in the lumber woods?
We’ll let you be the judge…