On the twelfth day of KTUmas my weird friend gave to me
Twelve dollars in seat change
Eleven bags of rock salt
Ten ghost dogs rising
Nine Cats a - Leaping
Eight Wiccans cleansing
Seven pubs a-burning
Six goats a-screaming
FIVE JADE EGGS
Four late term papers
Three monster hunters
Two shirtless WWOOFers
And a camper van under a tree!